This past year, I got to work with her on a movie called The Avengers! Where my experience with her was nothing short of tremendous… ly awful. For six months. She continuously threw me around, beat me. Stepped on me. And wiped the floor with my dignity and self-respect every day, all with a smile on her face.
But it was her emotional intelligence and commitment to truth that allows me to be a better actor and as a friend made me a better man. So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground.
Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!
Ultimate Spider-Man: Dodgeball!