GOALKEEPERS (2): Brad Guzan (Aston Villa), Tim Howard (Everton)
DEFENDERS (8): Carlos Bocanegra (Saint-Étienne), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover), Clarence Goodson (IK Start), Eric Lichaj (Aston Villa), Oguchi Onyewu (AC Milan), Michael Parkhurst (FC Nordsjaelland), Heath Pearce (FC Dallas), Jonathan Spector (West Ham United)
MIDFIELDERS (7): Alejandro Bedoya (Örebro), Michael Bradley (Borussia Moenchengladbach), Maurice Edu (Rangers), Benny Feilhaber (Aarhus), Stuart Holden (Bolton Wanderers), Jermaine Jones (FC Schalke), Brek Shea (FC Dallas)
FORWARDS (3): Jozy Altidore (Villarreal), Clint Dempsey (Fulham), Eddie Johnson (Fulham)
I think my laptop is on its last legs (is that how the expression goes?).
It’s only a year old, but I blame the following people:
1. DELL - For making a stupid ass flimsy laptop. They wanted to go all pretty and Mac on everyone, but I guess they forgot to put DURABILITY in that mix.
2. My brother. One month after I got, he dropped it on the corner where the power button is. I picked it up and it had the blue screen of death. It was only a matter of time before it would totally go kaputz on me. From that point forward it never closed right and I had to put more stress on the hinges to open it…
3. Myself. Last night was the ultimate blow. I dropped my phone, but for a moment I thought my laptop was going to fall off my lap as I bent over to pick up the phone. I went to secure my laptop, but ended up pushing the screen back to the farthest it can go. I think that pretty much fucked the visual cables that run through the hinges.
Turned it off for the night. Turned it back on this morning. I could hear the “Ding dong ding dong” sound that DELL puts because it has no imagination, but no screen image. FUCK ME. I cried. Woke up my brother. He finnagled the screen a bit until the screen flickered on. He was annoyed that I woke him. Fuck you, little brother. You’re Reason #2 why it doesn’t work.
So, it currently sits on the corner of my bed by the wall. From this point forward I cannot close my laptop in the event that it might not turn back on again.
Again. FUCK ME. FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK DELL. FUCK THE FACT THAT IT HAPPENED ON A FRIDAY MORNING BEFORE THE FUCKING WEEKEND. Just. Fuck it all.
Off to work. Have a nice fucking day guys. Hope it’s better than mine.